Norwegian expression of the day: Ute og kjøre

To Norwegians, driving outside is totally nuts.

Norwegian expression of the day: Ute og kjøre
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What does it mean?

Ute og kjøre means ‘out driving’, but (as you probably have guessed already) it really means something completely different.

It’s an expression Norwegians will use to say that 'you’re completely lost', 'acting crazy' or ‘have got hold of the wrong end of the stick’.

Use it when someone has lost it:

Nå er far helt ute og kjøre, dere. He har tatt strødd salt i stedet for sukker på bollene! — Dad has completely lost it, guys. He covered the buns with salt instead of sugar!

To tell someone off when they have a strong but clearly unfounded opinion:

Nei, vet du hva, nå er du helt ute og kjøre. — Honestly, what you’re saying is completely nuts.

To excuse yourself:

Beklager, jeg er visst litt ute og kjøre her. La meg omformulere.. — Sorry, I am rambling a bit here. Let me rephrase.. 

When someone is making a fool out of themselves:

Herregud, Maja var helt ute og kjøre etter den siste ølen. Hun monopoliserte karaokekvelden og sang ca alle sangene til Whitney Houston.. Tostemt. — Oh my god, Maja completely lost it after that last beer. She completely monopolised the karaoke evening with basically the entire collection of Whitney Houston's songs.. In duet.

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Norwegian expression of the day: Pølsevev

Norwegians share a national love for sausages - even if they know it's nonsense.

Norwegian expression of the day: Pølsevev
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Why do I need to know pølsevev?

Because it’s a common expression that, when translated directly, it makes no sense.

What does it mean?

Pølsevev is put together by two words, pølse and vev. Pølse is Norwegian for ‘sausage’ and vev means ‘tissue' (not in the paper towel sense, but the tissue that's in skin).

It allegedly comes from the idea that sausages are made of those leftover pieces of meat that were too poor quality to use for anything else, and the pølse, by looking delicious, is something making out to be something it's not. 

Pølsevev is therefore an old school Norwegian way of saying that something is nonsense or to use harsher invective, 'BS'. 

For noe pølsevev! – What utter nonsense!

Other English equivalents would be 'gibberish', 'baloney', or 'rubbish'.


Sludder og vås – nonsense and nonsense (another common expression)

Snikk-snakk – chit chat

Tull – rubbish

Tøv – nonsense 

So do Norwegians hate sausages?

Not at all! 
You might be familiar with the Danish pølse, those thin, scarlet signatory hot dogs that the Danes love. The Norwegian pølse-craze is lesser known internationally, but it's not less true.
Eating pølse in Norway is an old ritual comparable to eating fish and chips in the UK.
Go to Norway during the May 17th National Independence Day celebrations and you will not be able to miss the many pølseboder (sausage vans) selling pølse i lompe (sausage in a traditional Norwegian wrap) or pølse i brød (regular hot dog) with ketsjup, sennep og sprøstekt løk – ketchup, mustard and fried onions – and, if you're lucky, potato salad (potetsalat).
The pølse is also a mandatory accessory to any ski trip. In winter, the slopes are filled with lycra-clad Norwegians devouring sausages during breaks.
Of course, Norwegian pølse-habits are changing. Even simple park barbecues now feature vegetarpølse and fancy bratwursts that make the basic grill or wiener seem slightly dull in comparison (grillpølse is the one you barbecue and wienerpølse is the one you cook in boiling water. If someone asks you, grill eller wiener? during a dinner party, this is code for what kind of sausage you'd prefer.)

Still, its simplicity has aways been a key feature of the pølse, and it might be a part of the explanation as to why so many Norwegians still are mad about it today.

Convenience stores sell pølse. Petrol stations too. Pølse is a legitimate road-trip snack. It's also one of the ultimate dishes to serve during a nachspiel (after party). It's cheap, easy to cook and extremely delicious (just beware of the ketchup spillers).
The sketch below mocks those who try to turn the pølse into something more complicated than it is, by ordering a string of different variants of the mustard, ketchup, bread and lompe (the wrap, remember).
Sophisticated pølse? Well, that's just pølsevev.